{"id":1764,"date":"2020-01-09T05:32:24","date_gmt":"2020-01-09T05:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travelbeing.com\/?p=1764"},"modified":"2020-01-09T13:19:18","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T13:19:18","slug":"j-is-for-u","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travelbeing.com\/?p=1764","title":{"rendered":"J is for U"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1773\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1773\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1773\" src=\"https:\/\/travelbeing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_7820-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travelbeing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_7820-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/travelbeing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_7820.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1773\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Moving stuff &#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>January notes:<\/p>\n<p>Note One: This post is one week tardy according to my hump day calendar. Two days before last Wednesday&#8217;s post due date, I moved from Cambria to Morro Bay. (Two weeks earlier, I ran in front of a truck trying to save a young child and hurt my left wrist,* limiting packing to one hand.) The day before blog due date, I had an appointment with a hand specialist who scheduled surgery for the day after due date. So you see, I was preoccupied and not thinking clearly, as is evident by my behavior in pre-op. The last thing I remember before the anesthesiologist said, &#8220;You&#8217;re going to go to sleep now&#8230;&#8221; was my belting out of Ethel Merman&#8217;s signature tune from the musical <i>Gypsy,<\/i> \u00a0&#8220;Everything&#8217;s coming up roses&#8230;&#8221;. Really, Heidi? Ethel Merman?! You couldn&#8217;t retrieve the words or song of some cool rock n&#8217; roll tune?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1774\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1774\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1774\" src=\"https:\/\/travelbeing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_5622-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travelbeing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_5622-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/travelbeing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/IMG_5622-rotated.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1774\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nurse Kami sister and me doing the Monster Cast<\/p><\/div>\n<p>*Tis a fib, I just fell<\/p>\n<p>Note Two: \u00a0In a cast and limping around like Quasimodo, now I&#8217;m having to <b>un<\/b>pack all my stuff with only one hand. Rather than sing woe is me, for psychological health, I&#8217;ve preferred to think of myself as Wonder Woman. Until yesterday. At the grocery store. In the freezer aisle, I&#8217;m perusing the selections of ready-made pizzas. Then, a surprise attack. Without warning, I poot (Tom&#8217;s word for fart; I like it, it&#8217;s southern quaint). Out loud. Through my peripheral vision, I spy a guy a few glass doors down. The sound was brief, a split second,&#8230;but.did he hear what I heard? Thankfully it was a sneaker, not a stinker. I stand frozen and stare directly ahead like nothing happened &#8212; but my mind is a flutter. &#8220;Is this age? Is this what it&#8217;s come to?! Pootin&#8217; in public?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Note Three: \u00a0Coincidence? Divine affirmation? Strange beautiful weirdness? \u00a0I believe there are only seven readers of this blog-thingy. To my recent realization and wonderment, each one of your names begins with the letter J! \u00a0I find this immensely intriguing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I know nothing. But I do know that your J hooks to my H, a blessed connection. Because of your support, I remain motivated. You keep my writing practice alive. And much more&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>With gratitude, I love you, J&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who can explain it? Who can tell you why? Fools give you reasons. Wise men never try,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;\u00a0Rogers and Hammerstein<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Next month shall discover something other than health talk and putenschnitzel&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>January notes: Note One: This post is one week tardy according to my hump day calendar. 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